Most inappropriate and disturbing children’s toys ever made
Oh childhood! The most awesome time of your life! You don’t have to care about anything, you can do whatever you want and just play all day long. We should all thank our parents, who made sure that we had everything, we need. We probably should also thank them for shielding us from these horrible, weird and sometime just outrageous toys, that could have ruined our whole childhood. Just wondering, who were the masterminds, who thought making something like this and selling it to children, was appropriate?
E.T. Finger light
Remember E.T. , right? Of course you do, who could forget that adorable little creature! So naturally, the creators of the movie decided to cash in on its success in various ways. One of them was a flashlight called “E.T. Finger Light”, which was supposed to resemble E.T.’s finger, obviously. However, I’m pretty sure it more resembles a certain adult toy, than a finger…
Vibrating broom from Harry Potter
We probably don’t have to explain why it doesn’t seem like the best idea for a child to put a vibrating broom between their legs…
Ever wanted for your kids to play with a poop-shaped Play-Doh? Well, now they can!
Because every kid should learn a delicate art of pole dancing! They should have child protecting services standing next to the shelves, where they sell these things.
She goes perfectly well with a pole-dancing Barbie!
Not sure what this thing is, but it’s shape is certainly… interesting…
Lil’ Monkey doll
Yep, some genius thought it was a great idea to create a black baby doll and name her Lil’ Monkey. And also accompany her with a banana and a monkey doll… Just wow…
Nothing really wrong with this inflatable Wolverine hammer. Except the placement for the nozzle…
Kid control jacket
Pretty sure this is banned by now. Not sure, why it was even made in the first place.