People are laughing their asses off over most ridiculous porn scene ever

It happened to all of us…you start on a fairly normal porn genre and then 20 clicks later you’re in a very dark hole…

Well imagine that place, and then double it, and you’ve got this video.

I can’t even liken it to anything, but the quick close-ups accompanied by creepy sound effects make for the most un-arousing video ever.

Let’s set the scene…

A man, who comes across as a confused puppy, is having a bath when a terrifying woman jumps into the scene saying ‘I see you don’t have a lifeguard here at your beach.’

After some strange flirting where she tells him he’s safe (I have never felt less safe in my life), she blows a deafening whistle and he jumps out of the bath because ‘there’s a shark’.

Everyone loves the tease, I’d say the beauty of seduction is what you don’t say…this woman didn’t get that memo and her last line was: “I think I should stay and I think we should have sex.”

The man in the video seems constantly scared of the ‘lifeguard’ and it ends with him reluctantly agreeing to have sex with her. I’m not sure what the moral of this story is…don’t leave your bathroom windows open?

via unilad.co.uk